50 effective ways to impress upon others that you work.... with out doing

49. One of the advantages of becoming a senior officer is that, the file is scanned and prepared by the juniors. Never let any opportunity to advise him slip away... advise him on his grammatical errors, if you fail to find any, then advice him on the unprofessional font used, formatting of the document or the colour of the file cover. If he out smarts you on that account too, and has prepared the documents as per your earlier instructions on these accounts, then deliver him a lecture on how superficially he prepares his files and the data on which the case is prepared is not sufficient. Ask him to collect more data and put up the case file. (For example: If the case is related to promotion, advise the junior that the service details are not sufficient, you like to be thorough in your work and he should learn the same. Direct him to collect details about the age of the wife and father of the individual under consideration, how many siblings he had and the number of children he had...). After the junior leaves your office in frustration, look even more frustrated and express your disgust at the way the junior works, and how he lacks application of mind to other's present in your office...